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Things is learnt on the Europe tour leg for my brain bank.

1. Drinking hurts your head.

2. 19 pairs of shoes and 6 handbags in a suit case is too many.

3. Don't send your laundry out in Switzerland. 80 euros is too much for clean underwear.

4. BYO gluten free food in Germany. Sausages and Beer won't cut it.

5. Wear jeans in Italy.

6. Always take a map from the front desk.

7. Don't plan for a truck stop burger. They don't exist.

8. Brace yourself at all time while on moving bus. Bruises are not attractive. Especially between your eyes.

9. Just because your in Paris doesn't mean you have to walk the entire city in heels just to look pretty.

10. Worse thing about not having a boyfriend on the road is trying to do up my suitcase everyday on my own.

11. If you don't want to inhale cigarette smoke while eating, don't eat.

12. Bus dance parties are amazing and dangerous.

13. Tyrpp hotel in Oberhaussen is weird.

14. A flip camera is golden.

Alcohol.

Its like a lover.

It makes you do things you wouldn't normal do because your insides are all fuzzy with overwhelming happiness that makes you feel on top on the world and invincible.

Until.

You wake up the next morning to find it all really no sot worthwhile.

My head hurts.

And my arse is on the world wide web.

Eff.

That hire a boyfriend service would come in real handy right now. I need some painkillers and breakfast.

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One of those arses may belong to moi.

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Dial a dude

I either need to starting lifting weights or get a boyfriend.

It's kinda unfair to have expectations of a partner right?

Like, it would be bad for me to only want a boy friend to help remove my patio furniture, take out my recycling, put all my heavy work gear in my car, cook me food after my days work, buy me bottles of wine all while i sit on the couch......... ????

I think a hire boyfriend service is the way to go.

No feelings would be hurt because he knows what is expected of him. It's his job.

You pay him with cash (obviously) and he leaves. There doesn't even have to be conversation if you don't want.

Its really just about the muscles of a man.

Anyone want to be my bitch?

I've seen fire and i've seen rain.

You will be pleased to know (at least i think you will be. Well, i hope you will be) that i am working on a music project.

Bout time i get of my lazy singing arse and do something productive.

Gonna be fun.

Im excited.

Vancouver is really kinda cool for motivation right now. The sun is shining and life is good.

Vancouver. Rain. Sun. Music and treats.

Home time for Holly.

It always feels strange for me to come 'home' to Vancouver.

I hear everyone on the tour talking about how they are going home and to their families, and homes, and gardens....

Me, I come home to my wardrobe.

It sure is fun.

But i do wish that i was going home to Australia when everyone else goes home.

Day 1.

Outfit number 1.

High heels + underwear + dressing gown + straw hat.

ahh random.

Outfit number 2.

Wide leg crazy 70's jeans + tank

mmm fairly normal.

Day 2.

Outfit number 1.

Leggings + old man tee.

Outfit number 2

More heels, with socks + stripy loud Vintage shirt + shorts.

Outfit number 3

Black boots + back pants + black lace cropped cap sleeve top

Outfit Number 4

black stockings + skorts.

Outfit number 5

Grey wool school pant + mesh shirt.

REALLY??

All day.

It gives me a head ache.

I dress up.

I dress down.

I change my mind, i change it back.

If you could only know how hard it is to be me in the morning. One outfit. Why is that so hard for me.

I don't know why, but having the right outfit becomes so important to me when i am home. Even if its my chilled out look. I still feel the need to style myself 'chilled out'.

I barely left the house on day one and two.

Who am i?

Sleepless in Belgium.

It has taken at least 3 hours to upload these photo's.

The internet is more temperamental than i am!!

I ended up having a fight with the guy at reception. He told me if my internet wasn't working in my room then i should go out to the hallway and see if it works.

And then what? Sit there in my underwear.

Fool!

I have been laying in bed for hours trying my hardest to sleep. I have to be up at 5am.

Gulp.

It hard to go to sleep ready to wake up close to the time you normally go to sleep.