Alcohol.

Its like a lover.

It makes you do things you wouldn't normal do because your insides are all fuzzy with overwhelming happiness that makes you feel on top on the world and invincible.

Until.

You wake up the next morning to find it all really no sot worthwhile.

My head hurts.

And my arse is on the world wide web.

Eff.

That hire a boyfriend service would come in real handy right now. I need some painkillers and breakfast.