Monday, June 7, 2010

Dial a dude

I either need to starting lifting weights or get a boyfriend.

It's kinda unfair to have expectations of a partner right?
Like, it would be bad for me to only want a boy friend to help remove my patio furniture, take out my recycling, put all my heavy work gear in my car, cook me food after my days work, buy me bottles of wine all while i sit on the couch......... ????

I think a hire boyfriend service is the way to go.
No feelings would be hurt because he knows what is expected of him. It's his job.
You pay him with cash (obviously) and he leaves. There doesn't even have to be conversation if you don't want.

Its really just about the muscles of a man.
Anyone want to be my bitch?

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