Why do i keep having such random dreams.
Let me tell you about last nights.
There used to be this guy i kinda liked. I barely think of him anymore let alone speak to him.
So i arrive at home after a day of work, park my car and check the mail. (This is already weird as i am rarely home to do any of those things.)
I have a package. A big one apparently. And it says URGENT.
I get back in my car and head to the post office to collect it.
It's a FRICKEN BABY!!!!
A baby that the dude i used to like sent me! In the post!
No note, no instructions, no name, no toy nothing.
He sent me a kid and he doesn't even like me in my dream.
What does that mean?